People often refer to me as a total Jack Ace. I just tell them that, in fact, I’m more like a rabid K-9. Don’t mind the foam in my mouth. When the king goes a floppin’ don’t even bother knockin’ Numbah nine. Numbah nine. Your tens just lost their perfect shine, I’ll soak you up just like Brawny cleaning wine.
From, The Transitive Nightfall Of Diamonds, due out 8/14 from iUniverse books